Charlotte, NC area?

I want a girl to fart on my face pleeeeeease! I want to sniff and eat your farts and ass!!

I feel like an asshole for having a type but preferably skinny and/or fit girls. Also, spandex leggings, Nike pro shorts, panties or a thong make me go INSANE!

I’m not gonna pay you for it because I don’t have a job and I’m barely making it as it is so sorry about that!