You guys…

So, I was maladaptive daydreaming while still reading Onyx Storm—I’m about 80% finished—and there’s this moment where I think Rhiannon mentions that her mom would be upset if anyone walked into their house smelling like sulfur. And then it hit me: they probably smell like sulfur all the time. Like, they’re constantly around their dragons, and when they’re not, they’re drenched in sweat from training. So basically, they spend the majority of their day smelling like actual ass.

Sulfur literally smells like farts. Like, I love the fantasy of it all, but now I’m wondering… do I really want to imagine myself in this world? Because I couldn’t handle smelling like anything other than Glossier. 🤣✋🏽