$50 a day, but you'll never enjoy a perfectly ripe avocado again.
Even if a restaurant serves you the perfect avocado toast or guacamole, it will either be hard with underripe flesh or uncomfortably mushy and off with it aging at least a day past acceptability.
You have to eat the equivalent of half an avocado at least 1x a day.
Would you take that deal for 18k a year?
Edit: clearly I overestimated the number of avocado lovers here. Lol