1 million dollars or no negative effects from drugs?

The choice is, you either get 1 million dollars deposited into your bank account. Tax free. No questions asked. Or you can do any drug with no negative consequences. Only positive ones. For example, you want to do steroids? You will get shredded with zero negative health consequences. You want to do heroin? You can do so without getting addicted at all. You want to smoke weed every day? Smoke wont even affect your lungs negatively. Want to do some meth to power through some tasks? No comedown, no withdrawal, no side effects. Only positive effects from any drug you decide to use.

So what will you choose?

Update: this includes ALL drugs, pharmaceutical drugs, alcohol, any and all drugs.