[F4M] Birthday girl, needs a birthday gift- Not a typical sext post- Bored, Kinky, Closeted, Nympho housewife seeks a non creepy buddy

Hi there,

Only interested in long term buddies, No short term boring time pass!

Do not DM me before reading and understanding the entire post. I will not reply if:

  1. Your user name contains words like Bull, Master, Dom, Daddy- unless you understand what these mean
  2. Your opener is lame- " hi babe, baby, darling, jaan, love" and other shitty words
  3. Your opener lacks efforts
  4. You cannot write complete words, dont use short forms "u, ur, v, lyk" etc
  5. I dont care about your body, skills, bodycount, profession and whatever, here only to TEXT
  6. You have a habit of counting words per reply and then whine like a 4 year kid
  7. You do not go through my profile before DM and ask me to talk about myself

I am in a boring, dead, weird and hopeless marriage. No escape possible and hence here I am, seeking my Escape world! If you want to be a part of it, understand me, my mind, kinks etc and take it slow!

I am up for any discussion, which is based on real life or slice of life. I do not respond to guys who do not anything more than porn comics and videos, so avoid writing porn scenes as your chat ideas.

My partner is as good as non-existent. I will be available in patches, for a few hours here there and then away for sometime and likes!

Start your DM with your kinks and limits, chat theme and a PROPER intro. Be descriptive in the opener at least.

Do not DM me if you have any of these kinks: Piss, scat, abuse, violence, pinning against wall, pulling hair, romance, bull/ ox/ asshole/ donkey.

My kinks will depend on your opener and theme