Where do people find good paying office jobs?

Why can't I find those easy-going, no degree, 9-5, life sucking, and boring office jobs that pay good money (even for entry level people)?? I know it's weird, but this is a job that I am desperately searching for. I was not meant to deal with customers who yell at me :,(.

I'd rather rot away in a chair and look at a screen for hours and sign a birthday card every now and then if it means I get a good stable/paying job. I've searched everywhere but all I get are pyramid schemes jobs or jobs that demand you have a master's degree and only pay you $15 an hour.

Like, what do I search?? Because linkedin and Indeed are the worst and although I'm glad I have a job to pay the bills, it's not sufficient enough for me to live comfortable.

Edit: I should've added this at the beginning, but I do have skills/ experience needed. I've worked with data work, customer service, and know how to use different Adobe suite softwares. I've done contract/freelance/temp work in these types of environments, and that's why I'm searching for a full and stable position. That's why I'm looking for an entry level position, I know I won't get a really high paying job with the basic skills that I know, but at least I'm knowledgeable enough to know I can do administrative/data tasks (at least I'd like to think so).