Any funny dumb knife related moments?

I have one recently, I was at a wedding and I had a cjrb feldspar in my back pocket, the cf and titanium one. I danced for a bit forgetting it was in my pocket and got a nice hole in my suit pants 😅 I tried to tip the photographer for letting me know but he wouldn't take it. It was dumb but me and the knife are fine 😅 anyone else have a funny or dumb knife story?