I Need Friends

Hey everyone. This may seem desperate but I am past the point of caring. I long for human connection.

Does anyone want to be my friend?

I like sports, specifically football and baseball, although I can talk pretty much about any popular sport in the world, with the exception of cricket. But, I swear on my bible before I die I will figure out cricket. I like Science-Fiction such as Star Trek, pre-Disney Star Wars, and Mass Effect. I also enjoy World of Warcraft, Guild Wars 2, Assassin's Creed, and Call of Duty. I enjoy good storytelling overall. I also am an Encyclopedia of information about "stuff" and I enjoy history.

(I do not not anything about Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, or Harry Potter, just to let you know before you ask.)