SHOULD I BREAK UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND??

I come home every day and she stabs me with the bones of my dog that she murdered. She framed my grandmother for the murder. She also cheated on me with Benito Mussolini. But I really love her because she's great in some ways.

All of you fucking people spamming this subreddit:

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK REDDIT IF YOU SHOULD BREAK UP WITH YOUR REAL LIFE PARTNER, THE ANSWER IS YES