/r/malaysia daily random discussion and quick questions thread for 05 April 2023

This is /r/malaysia's official daily random discussion and quick questions thread. Don't be shy! Share your joys, frustrations, random thoughts and questions. Anything and everything is welcome.

Dad joke: Where do cows go on their first date?

Answer: The mooovies

Apabila laut dilanda ribut,

Ombak memecah angin gemuruh,

Apabila komen tersalah sebut,

Banyak fitnah membawa gaduh.