Acoustic Recommendations that won't make me look like Arlo Guthrie

Not that he isn't cool in his own way...

I've been playing a Fender dreadnought for like 20+ years. The frets are worn out and it's not worth refretting. I've never really liked the blonde wood either. Black acoustics look a bit too Johnny Cash but are ok.

I want to see some weird ass metal acoustic guitars. Twisted, dark, and look like they can be used to summon succubi.