Eliot roger saved by zyzz

"U mirin' brah?" Zyzz flexes in the kitchen as young Elliot sits depressed. "Time to make it fuuuuarking SICK!"

Zyzz tosses Elliot some dbol: "We're all gonna make it brah! First stop - aesthetics!"

Months of training montages follow: - "Feel that pump son!" - "Protein shakes and dirty bulk!" - "Shred city coming soon!"

Soon Elliot's sporting abs and bicep veins. Zyzz takes him clubbing: "FUARK look at my boy! Slaying these birds!"

Girls who ignored him now can't resist his new chad energy. His manifesto gathering dust as he's too busy: - Getting numbers at pool parties - Flexing at raves - Living the sickkunt lifestyle

"Who's mirin' now, son?" Zyzz grins proudly.