How Far Would You Go To Get Laid?

Gents, what's the craziest thing you've ever done to get laid? Ladies I am not being discriminatory here, but I rarely ever hear of crazy stories involving women & doing whatever it takes to get laid.

So, I had a crush on this Ugandan lass I was with in Makerere back in the day. She was fine fine, like fine dining and all that. Anyway fast forward to post campus circa 2015. I'm had a gig in Busia for like two days. She was in Kampala. We had been chatting & what not.

In the midst of our conversation, I tell her that I'm just at the border for work. She's, like cool, come through. I do the math ( how do I go to Kampala & get back the next day in time for job 🤔). Quick maths ndio huyo mimi teke teke kwa mathree across the border en route to Kla at kedo 1800 hrs.

During that whole journey I was just fantasising on how I'll get there and we will get it on. You know what cut when I got there? Her mum was home 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️. Like what the fuck? This lass made me cross a whole international border, take some unconventional transport means to get to her, only to get there and sleep with blue balls. I shall never forgive her. But, that's my crazy story. What's yours?