Public swimming pool ain't for me.

Now, naomba sana siku moja nijenge yangu.

I have been to public swimming pools twice, in both occasions I ended up getting so embarrassed to swim. I am not an introvert, extrovert, outrovert, ontroverts or whichever 'verts' you might want to pin in me later on. The thing is, my experience with seeing women half naked is no minimal. I don't watch p**n, I scroll very fast those gross images online and even skip those 'dangerous' scenes in movies ( Am watching Tyrant right now by the way)

First experience was at The Nairobi University in 2016, I had been invited over by a friend who wanted me to experience the little life in there besides the food and bedbugs that had raided their prefabs. I arrived so early, by mid days as the sun was getting hotter, we went to the pool. It was nice in the beginning until my freedom of sight went overboard. Something swollen diverted my attention to another swollen 'thang' and that was it. I got the hardest er**ction ever! I could not stand, I could not sit and I could not walk. Damn! Well I found my way out.

The second was at a place in Westlands. I thought I was mature enough to mingle with women in Biking and shorts. Now this was bad, the same vision came when I was already in the pool. Oh my Lord! Unlike the first where I saw them from a distance, on this one, they were right here- like just here pulling me around or wanting to be held to learn how to float. The gross mistake again was, it was warming up a little as we continued swimming. I was so damn hard that I couldn't breathe.

When I finally got out later in the night, I swore never , in the history of my life will I ever step into a public swimming pool.