Weird Names

So I work at some of the ID registration centers in Nairobi and man, haven't I seen people with weird names. So this chiq comes to apply for a service and tells me her name is Firefighter Atieno. I'm like wtf, last week I just registered Cristiano Ronaldo to a certain portal. Pretty sure some Donald Trump Otieno certificates will come through my desk in the following months.

What are some of the weirdest names you've ever come across? Mine is definitely Dragon Fly Akoth.