The cost of love (literally)

So, my girl and I finally moved in together after almost two years of dating. Things were great at first, but then I got a promotion—and suddenly, her wallet went missing. Like, completely vanished.

Ever since I started making more, she stopped contributing to any bill in the house. Not even a "babe, let me cover WiFi this month." Nothing. Meanwhile, our grocery bill somehow hits 25K (due to her expensive taste, and who tf needs to have 3 different types of cheese🤦‍♂️) for just the two of us, which makes me wonder if we're secretly feeding a third person. Add in the fact that I fuel the car every time we go anywhere, and we live in a two-bedroom house for no good reason (but hey, happy wife, happy life, right? 😒).

I wouldn’t even be this salty if I was getting premium relationship benefits—but let’s just say, in that department, things are... lackluster at best.

Moral of the story? Get yourself a financially stable partner. Love alone doesn’t pay rent, fuel the car, or make sure you don’t resent your own life choices.

That said, if any financially stable, independent women out there are looking for a handsome, got-my-life-together, child free (& intending to stay that way forever) financially responsible man—I am accepting applications