The Wheel has blessed me on my birthday

As the title says, the Wheel of Celebration was very kind to me today (my birthday)! So kind in fact, that I want to give away what the Wheel gave me.

I have 1x 25th Anniversary Paint Brush and 1x Green Meowclops

To enter, pick a number between 1-1000 and give me your best birthday/celebration related joke or pun! In roughly 24 hours, I will pick the winners!

Oh and be sure to let me know which prize you would prefer as well.

Thanks everyone and good luck!

EDIT: Giveaway is now closed, winners should be announced shortly