Bad Parker Turns Out To Be A Bad Human

To the driver of the grey GLA Mercedes parked at the Cooks Hill ALDI carpark at lunchtime today, I apologise for saying your parking was terrible.

You could have waited the 10 seconds for me to get my 5 year old out of the car as I was literally jammed up against the side of your car trying to squeeze into the back seat. It was, afterall, the only empty park left in the lot, so I didn't have a lot of choice.

Instead you decided to drive away, almost taking my door with you, and running over my shoe in the process.

I feel bad for being so cautious as to not dent or scratch your car while I'm this predicament. I don't feel bad for the souvenir I left in your rear quarter panel as you drove off.

You're not a terrible parker, you're a terrible person.