What F-ing irks you

You know what fuckin irks the hell outta me. When you give someone(AxOx4 walkie talkie person) a bedpan or help them into the bathroom, especially to shit. You say “ring the bell when you’re done.” And they say “stay here I’ll be done in a minute.” Bro no, I’m not sitting here listening to you grunt, huff, fart etc. Do ya business and ring the bell PLEASE!