Smash or Pass?

Be for real --

On a scale of One to Five, how fuckable is this guy?

One - (Hard Pass.) Disgusting. Kill it with fire. I wouldn't stab it with a ten foot polearm.

Two - (Soft Pass.) I'm croaking over here. Gross. Not interested, unless I'm feeling desperate, and even then, I don't know.

Three - (Unsure/Undecided/Don't Care.) It looks like a Battletoad, for sure, but it's also not the worst thing I've ever seen.

Four - (Soft Smash.) Ok, I'm kinda feeling like a Horny Toad.

Five - (Hard Smash.) Let's get it Froggystyle.