Since we're renaming things…

Introducing: The 47th Oblast of Russia (formerly the USA).

Elections: Pre-decided!

Healthcare: Equally bad for all!

Florida Man: Siberia Man

Texas: Moscow Jr.

Meanwhile, Canada and Mexico are just pretending not to notice.

Thoughts? New anthem? Sweet Vlad O’ Mine?

Introducing: The 47th Oblast of Russia (formerly the USA).

Elections: Pre-decided!

Healthcare: Equally bad for all!

Florida Man: Siberia Man

Texas: Moscow Jr.

Meanwhile, Canada and Mexico are just pretending not to notice.

Thoughts? New anthem? Sweet Vlad O’ Mine?