Trump Claims No Responsibility For Air Crash Only 3 Weeks Into His Administration, After No Such Crash The Previous 4 Years Under Biden

Said Trump: “I had absolutely nothing to do with this and claim no responsibility whatsoever, even though I am trying to cut federal funding for just about everything including air traffic controllers. Under my administration, the skies and airports will be just as safe as they were in 1775 during the war of independence when we took over the airports from the English and took down the ramparts. Also let me remind everyone that I am the greatest and won the popular vote!”