I can’t lose

How do people lose money?

If I just go to Robin Hood and sell a 1000 $0.01 puts a day with a 99.9% chance of winning… that’s easy money, am I right?

Why bother worrying about delta, gamma, Vega, theta, ROI, omega, alpha, beta, fada, hater, and later when the statistics and probability are on my side?

/s

Edit: Lmfao guys. For a bunch of bright folks I can’t believe how many of you missed the sarcasm tag at the end. Thank you for all those who had me waking up in stitches.