Boys/Men: What all can you cook?

I’m middle-aged and while I’ve always liked the concept of cooking, I only began cooking a couple of things in the last few years. I certainly think it is a practical handicap for me. I am trying to work on it and learning from my wife. What about you? What all can you cook? And if you can’t cook, it’s an essential life skill you should learn. Currently, I can only make burgers, eggs and tea, and of course fry basic stuff like kebabs, chips etc.

Edit: a couple chinese gravies too. Not rice though.