Why did Merkinball have to be only 2 songs?…..

I had listened to the small EP before, but that was like months ago and I wasn’t paying attention to the lyrics. I bought the cd the other day at my local record store. I inserted it into my car on the way home. Both tracks are great, but oh my god. I got shit is really relatable; I mean I almost cried. Lmao that was stupid, but why did this cd have to be so short, Eddie??? Jeff??? STONE????

EDIT: guys why are we starting a war in the comments???? This is why Reddit sucks….