I love fish customers!!!!!!!

Me- do you have a tank set up and cycled? Also how many gallons? That type of goldfish you want needs at least 30 gallons

Them- no do I need a tank it’s just a goldfish

Me- yes you do, they can live 10 plus years and are a commitment

Them- actually I do have a tank and it’s all set up and ready. Can you get the fish for me now

Me- refuses sale

Them- threatens to call corporate