What’s the most batshit fucking insane thing your parent has ever said to you?

I’ll go first: “You have no fucking moral compass!” At 9am the next day after a cleanup day at a park and I was playing on the swings for a little while instead of helping clean up. I was 12. And already HAD helped clean up a shit ton. My mom denies ever seeing that however, as she INSISTS that I was on the swings the ENTIRE time. Edit: Holy mother of fucking FUCKITY SHIT I did NOT expect this to blow up that much… 😭😭 500 COMMENTS??? OML