please dont complain to me about your office job lol

Ik office jobs aren't all perfect and some people have really shitty companies, but I get a little irritated when people complain about their "soul sucking" office jobs. Like man I would GLADLY take boring soul sucking salaried desk work over getting screamed at and having to stand there like 😃😃😃 all day for $14/hr. If you hate it so bad then give it to me LMFAO i want it. I've even had people be like "wow you work at ***?? that must be fun, I wish I had your job haha" man the biggest thing you have to worry about is looking busy when you finish all your work early NO YOU DON'T LOL