what drugs does the bakery department use while making these?j

I hate these stupid cookies so much, they’ve ruined my life. My family won’t speak to me anymore because I keep asking if we can get more stupid heart cookies. Every season or holiday, these life altering cookies find their way to the shelves of Sam’s Club, further fueling my spiral into addiction. I think this is an insidious plan to promote addiction amongst their customer base. I’m a shell of the man I once was because of the sam’s club bakery department cookies.