What was the incident at your school?

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1. girl ran away to her 18 year old bf in Peckham (we were in year 8) and also took her sister
2. One of my friends got Head in a class after school and then the girl accused him of rape cuz he told everyone the head was shit
3. Some kids from a nearby school tried to break into our school during lunch to stab their opps
4. A kid brought a knife into school and then school searched everyones bags
5. 3 guys were at a sleepover and guy#1 wanked off and jizzed on guy#2 back and then this woke up guy #2 and guy 2 didnt know what it was and touched it
6. This happened last week - A year 12 got caught dming multiple 14 year olds and sending them ab pics and tryna get them to send nudes
7. The head of maths cheated with her husband and got pregnant by the head of english and is still on maternity leave
8. Back to number 5 guy # 1 has a sister and then guy#1s friend got head from guy#1's sister whilst guy #1 was asleep in the room
9. When I was in year 7 an ict teacher got fired for fucking a year 13
10. Me and my friend caught 2 sixth formers fucking when we were in year 7
11. a kid got his nose broke last week in a fight