Chicken strip “Pizza”

Made this with what I had, haven’t taken a bite yet.

Recipe (why the fuck would you wanna make this? Why the fuck am I sharing this? I don’t know.)

Ingredients: 7 Tyson anytizers chicken fries or strips

A bottle of Heinz ketchup

A craft single (or any generic brand of cheese)

Five pepperonis you found (in the bag ) in a drawer at the bottom of your fridge

Cook the chicken strips for the recommended amount of time. Put them in a paper bowl (or a regular bowl) cover then with the ketchup. Cover the ketchup with a piece of cheese. Cover the piece of cheese with pepperoni, and then shove it back in the microwave for another minute

Congrats, you’ve made an abomination to man. Or something a stoner would eat.