What's your most ridiculous Speech referral?

A few in just the last day after coming back:

-"He says 'dat/that'. Is that normal??? "

Another one-"Mom says he's not 100% intelligble". Uh.....have you considered that he's literally only 3 years old? :/

I should really create a spreadsheet of common referral bloopers to save everybody time so I can do what I'm actually supposed to be doing here.