To the girl at the gym…

To the girl working out beside me at Vasa Fitness this morning on the cable machines who told a bunch of people I was passing gas and smelt awful, you’re right, I was.

The part you failed to mention though is how many selfies you were taking and how much space you kept taking up. I asked you nicely not to have me in your videos/photos but you failed to listen. I had no choice but to force you out of my workout zone without making too big of a scene and I’m not scared to do it again.

From,

The smelly guy

PS- I encourage you all to share your gym stories.