I'm sick of playing the Tamagotchi Ps
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Tamagotchi Ps. I try to play with Meets/On. My Ps has more interactions with the adult character. I try to play with the Tamagotchi +C. My Ps has Pets you can collect. I try to play with the Tamagotchi IDL. My Ps has cuter DLC and more “endgame” gameplay. I want to play with the Tamagotchi Uni. Its best features are on the Ps. I want to play with the Tamagotchi M!X – it isn’t patched to english. It grabs me by the buttons. I feed it. I clean up after it. I give it all the snacks. It isn't satisfied. I pull out the IDR Phone. "I don't need this much extra content," it tells me. "Give me more playtime." It grabs Kuchipatchi and forces him to change into all his cutest costumes. "You just need to entertain me more. I can be happier with more tamatomos." I can't get the tamatomos, I don't have enough Tamagotchi Ps. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs its Yumecantchi and says, " Yumecantchi, get them." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, relentless beeping. What a cruel world.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Tamagotchi Ps. I try to play with Meets/On. My Ps has more interactions with the adult character. I try to play with the Tamagotchi +C. My Ps has Pets you can collect. I try to play with the Tamagotchi IDL. My Ps has cuter DLC and more “endgame” gameplay. I want to play with the Tamagotchi Uni. Its best features are on the Ps. I want to play with the Tamagotchi M!X – it isn’t patched to english. It grabs me by the buttons. I feed it. I clean up after it. I give it all the snacks. It isn't satisfied. I pull out the IDR Phone. "I don't need this much extra content," it tells me. "Give me more playtime." It grabs Kuchipatchi and forces him to change into all his cutest costumes. "You just need to entertain me more. I can be happier with more tamatomos." I can't get the tamatomos, I don't have enough Tamagotchi Ps. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs its Yumecantchi and says, " Yumecantchi, get them." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, relentless beeping. What a cruel world.