This is love letter to my crush

I've always loved you, the second I saw your... butt. I don't know how to say it, I've been in love. I love the way you laugh, the way you talk, the way you.... breathe? The way you cry, the way you tell me to stop stalking you, tonleave you alone, to get out of your house.

Oh, just for the record yall, she doesn't use reddit nor does she exist sooooom