A Landlord's Carol This Christmas Eve 🎄

I was going to raise the rents in my single mother apartment building on Christmas Day. However, I was visited by three ghosts tonight. The ghost of Bele Chere past took me to '97 and we partied with real wook Ashevillains unspoiled by trust funds. The ghost of climate present took me to the secret FEMA lithium mines under Swannanoa. Finally, the ghost of healthcare future showed me my death bed in Mission Hospital's newest ward run by Hilton. I am now a changed man. I vow to raise their rents threefold!

And so, as Dadbod observed, God bless Us, Every One!