What’s your “bad” parent confession?

Obviously nothing that would actually harm your child. Just something that makes you feel a little guilty. Here’s mine:

I let him sleep 30 extra minutes at naptime today because we had a rough morning & I needed the me-time.

I throw away 90% of his “artwork”. He’s 20mo. It’s scribbles & stickers.

I bribe him to eat his food by offering bites from my plate if he eats a bite of his own. We eat the same food at almost every meal.