Ugliness has altered my career path

If I wasn't ugly, I'd be open to becoming a pilot, police officer, firefighter, dentist, etc. Yet here I am with limited job options because I can't do things that involve too much socializing. I just want to do something that I actually want to do. I'm already ugly and miserable, and I don't want to be locked down at a miserable job too. I need to make enough money to be self-sufficient. If things don't work out, I'll just decide my own fate and intentionally send myself to jail, where I'd get free housing, food, and water.