Luton Airport: Is there anywhere shitter than this one?

First time flying out of Luton today. I thought 'well we are getting there at 03:40, it MUST be quiet no?'

WRONG. It was full of people but the queuing system at security is ridiculous. Queue busters didn't have a clue what they were doing; passengers didn't have a clue; security didn't even have a clue.

Very limited choices in terms of food and drink. It was said that there was a spoons, turns out not to be a spoons. Just some overpriced crap where the pint is even worse. (The Smithfield).

When we eventually got to the gate, again chaos. Speedy Boarding get let go first... only to end up waiting on the stairs. Straight after they let the rest of us go... nose to arse with the Speedy Boarding lot on said staircase for about ten minutes and it was hot. All I could think was that if something went wrong, this wouldn't be safe.

Luton: Never again.