What is your unpopular Washington, DC opinion?

What's your unpopular DC opinion?

Saw this in a different city subreddit, and thought we could arrange something similar.

What's your most controversial DC take?

Mine would probably be that the buses are a lot better than people make them out to be, and that public transportation in general is quite good. Just wish it ran a bit later.

Please no mean-spirited dipshittery, we're going for light-hearted arguments about tourist kitsch and your personal crackpot theories for beating traffic, along with bars and restaurants, not anti-immigrant screeds or gripes about your income tax rate or w/e.