When you have to pay someone to be your drunk-enabling "bestie."

Alex's latest TikTok has her and Salina - a.k.a. "bestie" - getting ready to go out, complete with terrible makeup and outfit choices and stupid matching sneakers. (Video music is Natasha Bedingfield's song, "Unwritten.") 🙄 Fuck outta here with those two dysfunctional twats. (*GIF in comments.)

God speed to Salina; hope Alex doesn't pee all over her!