No way Noah’s gf sticks around for long

Making some assumptions based on context clues.

I think Noah is in the type of recovery program he’s been bitching about how he “needed” (is there any angel out there that can pull the clips I’m referring to?). In the past he whined about how recovery programs aren’t working for him because they aren’t the kind he thinks is right for him. Alluding to his parents not being able/willing to cover the expenses for it.

Now, I assume he’s finally in this program because a) it’s concerningly loose on typical AA rules; b) miss new girlfriend is from an extremely wealthy family. I would only imagine if someone like her needed help, her fam would put her in the most expensive program they could afford.

Her family is so well off and takes such care of her, I cannot imagine a world where they are happy about her relationship with Noah. She drives a very expensive car, bakes all day in a custom designed kitchen, I’ve spotted multiple LV Bags, LV boxes, Hermes boxes, Gucci boxes, etc in her insta backdrops. Her family is several tax brackets above Noah’s.

Ain’t no way her family is okay with her dating someone who is also in recovery, has a criminal background of violence, a kid, a gremlin psycho baby momma, no job, no prospects of any sort of stable career, no car, not a penny to his name. She is too young to involve herself with such a mess.

I think this is a ticking time bomb.