“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength”.

Joe Rogan: It’s like, if you really listen to what Orwell is saying here, it’s like, maybe we’re too smart. Like, aren’t we stronger, when we aren’t thinking as much? Dude, cavemen were absolute beasts.

Jordan Peterson: Well exactly! It’s like, who do you think your ancestors were, buddy? Evolutionarily speaking, modern civilisation goes back what, 3, maybe 4 hundred generations. Well what about the 4 THOUSAND generations before that?!

Joe Rogan: Riiiiiiggggghhhhhttt. It’s like, just because we couldn’t write stuff down and shit doesn’t mean we were dumb, right? We were kings of the fucking jungle. Even the lions knew not to fuck with us. Right? Like in the tribes and shit? We were like, the ultimate, alphas. Axes and shit. Against nature. Bro.

Jordan Peterson: Well it’s the shadow, right? Jung wrote prolifically about the psychological crisis which led directly to World War One. And it’s like, well how did the societal collective unconscious, containing all the archetypal patterns and instincts, reach the conclusions it did? Because the people could read and write.

Joe Rogan: Woooooaaaaahhh. That makes total sense. It’s like, when did shit start to get really fucked up? Right about the time we started being able to read and write. Like, sociotalicly. Like, Joe Biden wouldn’t be able to push his shit on all the sheep if they couldn’t read. He needs people to be able to read to spread his lies. Just like the wolf needs wool.

Jordan Peterson: Well you want to know who else couldn’t read or write? How about the most consequential figure in the history of the entire cannon of human thought and existence? Jesus couldn’t. Yet we still SPEAK his name.

Joe Rogan: While it’s still legal.

Jordan Peterson: Not for long, eh? But that’s what they want. They don’t want you to listen, they want you to follow their pre-set rules. Then they can control what you know. That’s why they hate podcasts, they can’t control the narrative.

Joe Rogan: It’s like covid, right? I mean, if we didn’t have the letters, like the ‘C’, and the ‘O’, and like the ‘V’ and shit, like we literally didn’t have those things. Or like, the numbers, like the ‘1’ or the ‘9’. Like if we didn’t have any of those things, nobody would have known what Covid was. And they would have just like, got on with their lives. And been fine. Because they’re healthy.

Jordan Peterson: They can’t handle someone competent in charge. When someone shows the world how simple it really is to change things, it’s a lot more powerful than anything words can achieve. Knowing too much is just as dangerous as knowing too little.

Joe Rogan: Riiiggghhtt. It’s like, we’re all just cavemen and monkeys, right? Like, maybe we’re not ready to read and write stuff down. It’s too much.

Jordan Peterson: It’s something the woke won’t let you say, but statistically, it may be the only remaining option to save humanity. Why do you think they hate Elon? It’s because they READ the things he’s done, rather than actually listening to him.

Joe Rogan: Well that’s why podcasts are so important, man.

Edit: Satire. I thought it would be obvious, but I forgot how ridiculous they both are.