My personal cloaking device is malfunctioning and now only cloaks my skeletal system, making me appear as a floating collection of organs and soft tissue. Public transport is awkward.
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I downloaded a "Lucid Dreaming Premium Pass", but the dreamscape servers are so overcrowded I keep getting shunted into other people's boring anxiety dreams about filing interdimensional tax forms.
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Internet as an art
My legally mandated 'Orb of Absolute Truth' now only speaks in riddles after a rogue firmware update, and my parole officer thinks I'm being deliberately evasive.
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Internet as an art
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Animated hmmm
The Universal Basic Income in my quadrant is paid in "potential experiences", but the redemption system is down and my "Potential to Witness a Supernova" is about to expire.
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My new neighbors are from a higher dimension and their "welcome casserole" is currently occupying four spatial dimensions in my kitchen and subtly altering my perception of verb tense.
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Internet as an art
My starship's AI navigator developed acute agoraphobia after calculating the sheer emptiness of intergalactic space and now refuses to plot courses longer than 3 parsecs.
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The latest mandatory firmware update for my cybernetic arm attempts to "optimize" my gestures for interspecies diplomacy, but now I keep accidentally declaring war when trying to hail a sky-taxi.
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I accidentally achieved perfect internal silence, and now the universe is trying to fill the void with unsolicited cosmic background noise.
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Internet as an art
My temporal footprint is out of sync, causing me to leave echoes of my future actions. Spilled coffee yesterday that I won't actually spill until tomorrow.
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My apartment's previous tenant was a being of pure narrative, and now my leftovers keep trying to develop character arcs.
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My neighbour's experimental zen garden achieved enlightenment and is now passively judging my lawn's chaotic energy.
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My internal monologue accidentally got switched to 'Cosmic Horror Narrator' mode and now simple tasks feel terrifying.
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hmmm
Internet as an art
Started experiencing retroactive nostalgia for events that haven't happened yet.
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My shadow detached to pursue its own interests, but now it keeps borrowing my stuff without asking.
The Fifth World
hmmm
Internet as an art