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The Easiest and Toughest Contracts of All Time*

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Another day, another line of ratfuck scalpers at Gamestop stores.

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The Easiest and Toughest Contracts of All Time*

Another day, another line of ratfuck scalpers at Gamestop stores.

Seasonal contract performance update as of Spring 2025, and looking forward to Summer 2025

Hey pie.

In your opinion, how fine is the line between &quot;sales engineer&quot; and &quot;paid power user&quot;?

Look, Peter - I didn&#39;t wanna ask you to do this because of that maverick but awesome thing you did in the battlewar of the past.

World&#39;s first legitimate use case for an NFT: airdropping a court summons to a Doe&#39;s crypto wallet when all other avenues have failed LMFAO

Yeah, I guess that wouldn&#39;t get under my skin either. Not the way Seth Green gets under my skin!

Hey Lois, what&#39;s this word?

Intriguing change coming to - presumably - *ALL* quests and questlines that give rewards: if you would burn the reward because your hand is full, it now waits for the next available opportunity to add it to your hand instead of burning it.

GameStop teases blatant hype bait; apes immediately dive headfirst into decoding it like a Q drop.

USDA Prime snippets taken from the &quot;no cell no sell&quot; thread, featuring one ape that says the quiet part out loud

Don&#39;t forget: you&#39;re here forever!

We&#39;re not laughing at you, we&#39;re laughing at Griffin&#39;s shoes!

&quot;It feels so good to sit on my couch be a lazy, grandstanding piece of shit hoping to be rewarded for doing absolutely nothing other than pressing a &#39;Buy&#39; button.&quot;

Hey, Gavin!

Coffee for &quot;Brent&quot;?

Is the undamped acceleration on wood above like 430 speed hard-coded as a property of the surface or is it emergent?

Paying $18.02 a share for NEGATIVE ONE BASIS POINT of operating margin and the &quot;future prospects&quot; of a pawn shop - whose upstream suppliers are actively ditching it - sounds like good value to you? Holy fucking moly!

Oh - oh, I see. Oh, you&#39;re all here because ya heard the news. Well, fine: Peter Griffin crapped himself at work today!

Is this guy not a murloc for balance reasons? I thought the Jinyu were just really intelligent/advanced murlocs.

Is it actually possible to beat the Ender in the &quot;A Pure Heart&quot; mission from the Ice Age adventure?

$NVDA report is in: EPS of $0.96/share on revenue of $44 billion; ~1000 basis points of margin lost attributable to China tariffs

[Race Fuel][egglites]

Don&#39;t worry - I&#39;ll stand guard here all night. Just don&#39;t make me smile; I&#39;m forbidden to smile.

In your opinion, how fine is the line between "sales engineer" and "paid power user"?

Look, Peter - I didn't wanna ask you to do this because of that maverick but awesome thing you did in the battlewar of the past.

World's first legitimate use case for an NFT: airdropping a court summons to a Doe's crypto wallet when all other avenues have failed LMFAO

Yeah, I guess that wouldn't get under my skin either. Not the way Seth Green gets under my skin!

Hey Lois, what's this word?

Intriguing change coming to - presumably - ALL quests and questlines that give rewards: if you would burn the reward because your hand is full, it now waits for the next available opportunity to add it to your hand instead of burning it.

USDA Prime snippets taken from the "no cell no sell" thread, featuring one ape that says the quiet part out loud

Don't forget: you're here forever!

We're not laughing at you, we're laughing at Griffin's shoes!

"It feels so good to sit on my couch be a lazy, grandstanding piece of shit hoping to be rewarded for doing absolutely nothing other than pressing a 'Buy' button."

Coffee for "Brent"?

Paying $18.02 a share for NEGATIVE ONE BASIS POINT of operating margin and the "future prospects" of a pawn shop - whose upstream suppliers are actively ditching it - sounds like good value to you? Holy fucking moly!

Oh - oh, I see. Oh, you're all here because ya heard the news. Well, fine: Peter Griffin crapped himself at work today!

Is it actually possible to beat the Ender in the "A Pure Heart" mission from the Ice Age adventure?

Don't worry - I'll stand guard here all night. Just don't make me smile; I'm forbidden to smile.