I always lock my door in case the door dasher gets any crazy ideas.
There were 10 skeletons on top of the train cart.
It was a tough decision to leave the creature behind
"Let us pray?"
I will never be freaky
“Mooooooo, moooooo, mooo–
Atlas
last one (part 3)
Check Out Abbey Road (I love that album)
I was listening to my grandpa yapping about some "evil knife guy" who terrorised our bloodline 100 years ago.
"Oh boy, I sure hopes te serial killer guy doesn't sereal kills me!" I saids.
"There are 206 bones in the human body"
Crazy guys
One sentence terror
Oh boy I sure hope this r/2sentence2horror post is actually just 2 sentences I said to myself
66 years ago, a meteorite hit the island of fiji.
I walked on in to the donut shop, completely starving.
"Nice bow, dude" I said to the crossdresser
the ai behind u/ledfox
Coaxed into anime adaptation
Fresh from the horror farm
“Mr. policeman, I admit that her sense of humour was puerile but she never failed to make me laugh... until now”, cried the husband after reading the message that his dead wife wrote in her own blood.
I was telling my dog to bark by saying "c'mon bark!"
in the tacoed bells, straight up "shitsing it."
"I'm hope don't shidded my pandts," i said lactose-intolerantedly
