🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM TRUMP: “WE HAVE A DEAL FOR THE HOSTAGES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. THEY WILL BE RELEASED SHORTLY. THANK YOU!”
the employees must abide
Thoughts?
Screen cap and share
I just got an informal report that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during league play.
Savage
The way they cut our half pepperoni pizza
I don’t think they’re appreciating this comment
Bryce Harper's baking has been commended as being strongly vaginal
Bryce Harper made banana bread
Moobs! Hopefully someone gets the Seinfeld reference!
cringe…
Trump blames the migrants for LA fires (Jan 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM)
12-14-25 I'm Creating an EXTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE! (11:28am)
1/14/25 - A Trump summary of Jack Smith’s unsuccessful investigation and report. (Posted at 1:41am, ET).
New photo of Trump from the NY Times today:
“He LIED to Us, It Feels Like a Gut Punch… Trump Supporters Come Out to Express Their Regret for Voting Trump”
Don’t read to MAGA
Image From NY Times today. Look, if if ain't a virus, it's human decomposition 😨
When you invade the drive thru for your ranch, and still you have time for a free twerk.
Carrie Underwood says she is ‘honored’ to be performing at Trump’s inauguration. #DontBeLikeCarrie
I can’t with these people anymore… I really can’t 🤦🏻♂️
Gee, I wonder why nobody thought of that! 🤦🏻♂️
Consult a real doctor
1/13/25 - Dear Gavin Newsom, TURN ON THE NORTH WATER!. (Posted at 11:10pm, ET).
Trump 'would have been convicted' for 2020 election if not for 2024 victory
Wasn't aware there was a Big Lebowski version of Where's Waldo
describe this absolute weirdo in two words
