Saw someone draw the blinds and decided to give it a go
Oh my god... I get it now...
I’ve been playing for like 30 hours and I finally got my first billion point hand.
Never actually picked this dagger on the base game before
HR rule
After almost 30 hours I finally won my first game!
You didn’t Win the Sperm Race
World's largest plane
...Do I take Blueprint here? What gets cut if I do?
Don’t touch my socks
Still learning the game, less than 20 hours in, but really happy with this play. My highest score yet!
Is card sharp who I think it is?
Struggling to get into any games..
this stupid bitch rule
Some joker concepts
Coaxed into unrealistic standards (and annoying trends)
Would you rather feel the pain of all humans for 5 mins or the pain of all fictional characters? For 1 minute
Don't think I'll have a better unseeded high score run than this one for a long time
I've seen one legendary joker since I started playing... and this run I had 3!
You thought PEGI rated Balatro badly. Down here in Australia it's rated PG for 'Scary Scenes'. I genuinely find this hilarious.
5 million copies sold
*sips* what it's actually happening?!
Me going for the exact same build every time
How can something be so rare and so useless at the same time?
How many Balatro copies do you own?
