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matate99

Considering traveling across the country for a race. Big question: Do I get a participation ribbon?

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

No

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Triathlon: Now you no longer have to leave the comfort of your own home!

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Call me DJ wind gust the way I be spinnin these discs

A safe space for wattage bazookas to not feel judged when they want to boast about their insane FTP, complain about their leadout hygienist, or make fun of some loser not wearing Lycra in all of life's situations.

matate99

Wiener feels like it's going to freeze off during long runs/rides

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Guys! Quit Posting in r/Swimming!

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Nobody is willing to put in the time for a proper build up anymore….

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

When non-triathletes ask how long the Ironman swim is… and Im like, Well, its a marathon but in water, with a little bit of a bike and run at the end...

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

For anyone interested in occult patches

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Going for a sub 6hr marathon split at my next Ironman. Wish me luck.

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

What is your penis size…I mean VO2 max?

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Me watching Sam Darnold lose $200 mil on live TV

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Your source for the finest memes and the shittiest trash talk of the NFC North

matate99

Stepped in ketchup. Need help!!!

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Wife Pregnant! March 9th Sprint triathlon, March 18th baby due date

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Convince my wife I need a triathlon bike, even a used one would be fine.

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Next stop, full Ironman without any training.

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Help! My meaningless watch metric is fluctuating after doing some trendy training!

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Oh no. Is somebody ashamed of their low VO2Max?

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Camping outside of Xcel Energy Center for tickets?

/r/twincities is focused on the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul and surrounding suburbs.

matate99

Do you prefer Bordeaux or Burgundy on the run?

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Somebody should tell him…

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

You might be an IronDouche...

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

What if you had a triathlon, but only did one of the disciplines???

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Found a Triathlete Fred wearing rainbow stripes he didn’t earn.

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.

matate99

Ate at Arby’s. Scared of being popped by WADA.

A place to make fun of the absurd side of our sport. We all take things too far and transform from Ironman to Irondouche at times. This is NOT a community to shame beginners.