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Tannenwald - Union currently banned from registering new players by FIFA (Inquirer gift link)

After 2 failed rounds of IVF, 2 miscarriages, and a tube reversal - I'm finally a dad!

[Nuñez] The Philadelphia Union are currently listed on FIFA's Registration Ban List. (More below)

Got this for my wife for Christmas

[TOMT] [song] 90s(ish) song that starts with a car crash sound

Why’s Bond always giving out his real name?

Thomas Letsch is no longer in the running for the head coach job.

A haberdasher goes by Generalissimo/resembles a South American war criminal. Kramer sells bandanas for his own "Bandana Republic". George wears bright clothes to appear more confident to women after watching a nature documentary. Elaine's BF has a parrot that repeats all his exes' names..except hers

Crenshaw *OUT* at SEC (per Eleanor Terrett on X)

“You Touch My Elf Again And I'll Kill Ya.

Why does this guy look so familiar?

[Tom Bogert] Sources: Chicago Fire finalizing deal to sign center back Jack Elliott. Elliott, 29, spent entire pro career with Philadelphia before getting to free agency. He made 270 apps with the Union. Elliott was one of the top free agents on the board. New defensive anchor for the Fire.

My partner confused Judi Dench with Julie Andrews...

I called 911 and said there was a wolf in my house. The police responded with "Where"?

This sub is so fucking cringe

Companies making butter alternatives are not faring well;

George is delivered a letter intended for George Steinbrenner. It lists people to be fired including George. He works on removing his name from the list before redeliver. Jerry is delivered a Playboy for the apartment below him & debates keeping it. Elaine notices Puddy puts stamps in lower corner.

What James Bond opinion will have you like this?

Woke up this morning to find my lights not working and saw this [OC]

What does Santa use to help him walk?

What years did you not enjoy watching Flyers hockey?

After Microsoft voted “no” to Bitcoin yesterday, it’s worth looking back at their original reaction when Apple first launched the iPhone

Piz Gloria

Which PlayStation Bond Game was the best in your opinion? (And which one disappointed you?)